You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
(via hotboyproblems)
*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
don’t you mean blaze it?
NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG
(via postitnotesdontstickk)
aquarius - chill
pisces - get out the bath before u shrivel up
aries - stop shoplifting
taurus - stop sleeping n do something 4 once
gemini - 2 faced bitch
cancer - why r u always crying
leo - stop setting things on fire
virgo - don’t eat that
libra - shut up
scorpio - moody bitch
sagittarius - calm down
capricorn - why u always flirting with everyone
(via babydollbruises)
